"Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader. Not the fact that it is raining, but the feeling of being rained upon."

at Charleston International Airport

at Charleston International Airport

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shitroosterteethsays:

Gavin: “In the Lego Movie, the word ‘Lego’ isn’t said once.”
Burnie: “Really? It must be because they live in a world of Lego.”
Gavin: “Yeah, but we live in a world of…”
*silence*

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Do guys not realize that the easiest way to touch a girl’s butt without being a pervert is sitting next to a girl in a car and just buckling their seat beat?

Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks

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My family vacations consists of a type of hell that makes the one in Supernatural look like a freaking Disney World

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My problem with going outside isn’t that I can’t be on tumblr (because the app is an amazing invention).

It’s the prospect of conflicting tanlines.

😳😥

This makes me happy :)

This makes me happy :)

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kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

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I just posted “I Want to be Loved” for my story “The Effects of Shadows”. #poetry http://w.tt/1tekG4O

I just posted “I Want to be Loved” for my story “The Effects of Shadows”. #poetry http://w.tt/1tekG4O

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You can’t state dramatically out the window on a road trip when “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” comes on and it’s a real bummer